Alissa Dogchurch ⁽³⁶⁾

Hi! Alissa here. Furry, zoosexual, master of where apostrophes and commas go on Zooey Dot Pub. If you're one of…

Dogs do a lot of things that are pretty gross, huh? I want to give a trigger warning early on,…

Hi readers! I've come out to a lot of people over the years, as bi and as zoosexual. The thing…

Awoooooooo! Hi :3 I think it's really fun to chat with people on the internet, and getting to write articles…

One time, I was doing a Buzzfeed-style quiz with a straight friend, and it asked us the question, "Would you…

Awoo! Hi! Alissa here again, long-time writer for this project, Zooey Dot Pub. I wanted to talk today about something…

Happy Pride Month! Among the many holidays and celebrations in the year, we take the month of June to celebrate…

Can't read our writing? Don't worry! The full text is at the bottom in a much more internet-legible format! I'm…

As zoosexuals, a lot of us have thought more than the average person about whether we want to eat animals.

I don’t know about you, but I love to see artifacts from zoo history. I was delighted one time I…

Once in a while, I hear people ask things like, "Do dogs remember us when we're not home?" And it…

SECRET - This report is made for only the eyes of Zoosexual Pride Project (ZPP) showrunners. ZPP to be included…

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The other day I was doing some baking. I was making some bread for me and some little snacks for…

Hey reader, do you ever feel romantic feelings for anyone? Maybe someone who you know in real life, or maybe…

"every time I get high I remember just how much I love animals and realize how often I have to…

Just recently, I was talking with another zoosexual, and the topic of furries came up. She and I turned out…

Last week, some new voices weighed in on the topic of bestiality. At least, their voices weighing in was new…

I don't know about anyone else, but I for one am a human who has habitually had sex with dogs…

"The term coming out means to reveal oneself as any orientation or gender. It means no longer hiding one’s sexual…

Say, artificial intelligence sure has been a big topic this last year, hasn't it? Should zoosexuals be talking about that?…

“Some animals are beautiful to look at.” That seems like a fair enough sentence, right? I think most people could…

I love playing with dogs! I love giving them a short toss of a ball, and seeing them so athletically…

In agricultural societies, the sources from which carbohydrates are derived is the cornerstone on which all else is built. Fields…

Fossil evidence found from the Stenian Period suggests that sexual reproduction was occurring on Earth just over 1 billion years…

When I've come back in from a big long evening dog walk, taken off my shoes, and gotten some refreshing…

I want us to imagine a man called Tommy. Tommy considers himself to be an anti-contact homosexual. He finds other…

"Ugh. I would have washed that. The only way I could sneak it off Contraxia was up my ah..." -Rocket…

What a time to be a zoosexual! We’ve got a nice selection of open chatrooms and platforms to flaunt our…

Capricious, adjective: changing mood or behavior suddenly and unexpectedly. -Cambridge Dictionary It's a fact of the internet that different stuff…

Since about 2019, the zoo community has entered a new era where we're seeing all kinds of zooey projects come…

It’s a little bit interesting how when telling people that my dog is my partner, I often find that the…

Today I’d like to talk about a subject that zoos seem to have mixed feelings on the ethics of: Fencehopping!…

I’m sure some of you remember that classic joke that the Twilight series is about a young woman’s choice between…

Studies on just how common feelings of animal attraction are can be a difficult undertaking. For one thing, you are…

“What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!” -Dracula, 1997 (Castlevania: Symphony…