I Think The Internet Is Cool To Be A Zoophile On

Good morning everypony, my name is Dogteeth and I'm a zoophile I like dogs. I like it when a dog tells me that they want to go for a walk, whether that's by planting their chin on my knee and staring at me with puppydog eyes, or whether that's by walking all over me while I'm in bed browsing my messages on my phone and they go "YOUR PHONE SUCKS AND IS BORING WALK WITH MEEEEE." I like it when a dog comes up to me for pets and then is really into the way that I'm petting them and they wag and lean into it and stretch their chin up. I like to play fetch with dogs, because they are so excited and happy to get to run around and chase the ball and run back with it and get me to throw it again (that's how it is with one of the dogs who I get to play fetch with, at least :3 I know that not every dog has fetch as a fav, but this dog is super athletic and full of energy and she thinks fetch is the best, I like to drive to the park with her and play fetch with her for a long time and then give her water and then on the drive back home I'll have the air conditioning cranked to max and she sticks her face in the vent and she looks so happy)

I also like to kiss with dogs (like, kiss-kiss dogs fr), and it turns out that the internet is a great place to meet other people who like dog kisses too!

If I want my computer to tell me what a zoophile is, I can slam windowskey+1 to open an internet browser (cuz Edge is the first thing pinned to my taskbar) and then I can type "define zoophile" and then Google goes like "zo·o·phile /ˈzōəˌfīl/ noun, a person who is sexually attracted to animals." and I'm like ":3" me fr

Yesterday I wanted to pull up Shiv's music on Bandcamp (Shiv is a band that makes zoo songs), and I was able to go to the address bar of Edge, and type in "shiv950.bandcamp.com" and then their album appears on my screen. I think that's so magical! Like, it's like I have this magic spell memorized, and when I touch the letters on the keyboard in front of me in the right order and hit ENTER, the spell goes off and takes me to zooey music. (The "950" part in the url isn't just auto generated numbers either btw, it's a pretty good bit of secret zooiness ;3)

I know how to code, and so I can make a program for the internet that prints "I love dogs" a thousand times with increasing amounts of punctuation at the end :3

For some reason the code above makes my computer really slow and hot, which gives me more time to think about dogs and reminds me of how warm they are :3

I really like how much the internet lets me talk with other zoophiles about animals. There are chatrooms where we can talk to each other about animals and have profile pictures of animals and have usernames like SMELLY DISGUSTING ANIMAL STAY AWAY and send each other pictures of beautiful animals (thank you so much for all of the otter pics and other superb animal pics, Swamp Otter <3)

With the internet, everyone can make websites about how cool being a zoophile is and how good animals are. Or, you can visit someone else's website and see how much they think being a zoophile is cool and how good animals are, and sign their guestbook if they have one. "Smelly DisGUSTING Animal Stay Away was here <3"

With the internet, I can send people gifs of dogs and foxes and lions.

In conclusion, I like the internet because of how much zoophilia activity it allows me to participate in :3 I like hanging out with zoophiles irl a ton too obviously, but zoophilia stuff on the internet is also cool and good.

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Article written by Dogteeth (June 2025)

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