Comedy ⁽²⁷⁾

Hey there losers, xxxZoophileHater666xxx here. I've once again hacked into the Pooey Dot Pub magazine server. It took me a…

In today's world of celebrating diversity and championing self expression, you've probably heard terminology used that was new to you,…

There are so many different kinds of cool animals in the world! As a zoophile (someone who is attracted to…

ζζζζζζζζ! ζζζζζζ, ζζ ζ ζζζζζ ζζζζζζ ζζζζζζζζζ ζ ζζζ ζζζζ? ζζζ ζζζζζζ. ζ ζζ ζζζζζ ζζ ζζζζζζζζ ζ. ζ ζ.

Today, we’re going to be talking about “zoo parties.” I’m sure you’ve seen them on Twitter, or wherever else you…

Hello dear readers! It's expensive running a magazine! We've got lights to keep on and our pens keep running out…

Zoophilia is very good, because it allows humans and dogs to kiss and be boyfriends/girlfriends/theyfriends with each other. Humans and…

Hi there! Are you into guys that are toned, but don't necessarily look like a body builder? Are you into…

League of Legends. Zoosexuality. To some, those two things may seem like they have very little in common. But what…

Okay, maybe not literally, but there are actually a ton of similarities when you think about it. Sure, most of…

Have you seen what’s under the kitchen table? What! You can’t see him? He’s right there! I mean sure he’s…

Humans can't consent. It's true. They can't. As someone who's only had sex with animals, I feel like it's my…

I love playing with dogs! I love giving them a short toss of a ball, and seeing them so athletically…

In agricultural societies, the sources from which carbohydrates are derived is the cornerstone on which all else is built. Fields…

I think it's fair to say at this point that everyone knows that dating animals is based and awesome and…

It's 11 PM at night. Your friend, who is not zoosexual himself but he does respect you, has rolled you…

Hi there readers! Sometimes we like to write articles based off of questions we recieve on Twitter from nice people…

Hi friends! As zoophiles, sometimes we get asked the question, “Why do you find dogs attractive?” I’ll admit, it’s a…

Zoosexuality: a romantic orientation that has existed since prehistory, showing the undeniable primal bond between man and so-called beasts, the…

For a “Zoosexual Lifestyle and Advocacy” magazine, we sure do write a lot of words. And while that’s very helpful…

I’m sure some of you remember that classic joke that the Twilight series is about a young woman’s choice between…

Dear Humans, We think that living together has been going well! We get to be pet by you, and in…

Okay, let’s get real for a second. There are some very sexy animals out there. Dogs, wolves, horses, possums. There’s…

When we present ourselves as zoophiles in public online spaces, it’s unfortunate that some people feel the need to argue…

Dear readers, today I learned about something horrifying. Something so utterly disgusting and vile that I couldn’t even believe my…

For as long as there has been zoo discourse in the furry fandom, there has been one subset of people…

Pokemon is one of the most beloved franchises of the last nearly three decades. It’s the highest grossing IP world…